1. brokensilence137:

    dynaroo:

    image

    I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

    He decided to be the sky instead.

    (via k-buttplease-dontjudgeme)

    savethewildpinatas:

    He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via k-buttplease-dontjudgeme)

  2. puralize:

    you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

    (via uncomfortableartist)

  3. mrs-anthonykiedis:

    their reaction to the question about their funeral was too good.

    (via stypls)

  4. holy-dildo:

    death noot

    (via swooter)

  5. beefmilk2:

    wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

    (via in0my0u)

  6. billuminati:

    How not to add to posts:

    • omg so done
    • im scREAMING
    • if you dont have room for (insert stupid shit here) on your blog then youre doing it wrong !!!!!!!!
    • I CANT
    • thanks satan
    • i bet most of the people who are reblogging this dont even get the joke
    • wow everyone on this website is so smooth
    • if you dont reblog this im judging you
    • i think the fact that so many people have reblogged this says something!
    • literally me
    • THIS IS SO ACCURATE

    (via simpite)

  7. faetype:

    2014-03-30

    (via in0my0u)

  8. lucillemichieli:

    Retrouver le tuto en anglais chez Papier Maché

    Le patron est à télécharger ici

    lolsomeone-actually:

    jonsnowballs:

    god bless captain america

    gOD BLESS

    (via in0my0u)

  9. " and the universe said I love you
    and the universe said you have played the game well

    and the universe said everything you need is within you
    and the universe said you are stronger than you know
    and the universe said you are the daylight ”
    -Minecraft Ending

    (Source: minecraftgifs.com, via in0my0u)

    neonrainbowdash193:

    hippie-babs-seed:

    shak1ra:

    thisisgabbs:

    Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

    I don’t think anyone understands how incredibly fucking relevant this is.

    If you feel this way around me, I will always forgive you.FROEVER!

    please!

    (via goldenblackhawk)

  10. kyoudaiya:

    wtf im in mutuals with so many cuties. so many rad folks. i like you guys a lot

    (Source: erurens, via tvoltage)

  11. (Source: weheartit.com, via stypls)

  12. sparklefairydust:

    askthegrandhighboob:

    fullofsinfullust:

    zzazu:

    trenzalord:

    geometricdeathtrap:

    pugsies:

    PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

    Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
    and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

    If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
    boiling hot as well.

    Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

    Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
    Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

    Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

    Snopes confirms.

    I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

    • Do not touch it
    • Do not touch it
    • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
    • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
    • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

    I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

    when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

    Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

    there was a bunch of these at disneyland

    i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

    These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

    This shit is bad news

    PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

    (via goldenblackhawk)